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my mom will literally download any app

(via guy)

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thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(via orgasm)

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

(via laugh-addict)

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princess-amz:

thereal1990s:

My Girl (1991)

this movie should have been called “how to make you suicidal and break your heart in an hour and 42 minutes”

(via pizza)

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tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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(via humorking)

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kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(via guy)

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floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via humorking)

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plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

(via ugly)

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana
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embelish:

ohmygod thats terrible

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

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